House guest

Hey everydoggy,

It's Mack here to report a GRAVE injustice that is happening in MY house, right now, as we speak! So, woo all know that my Uncle Keith is in the BIG CITY NEW YORK temporarily. Sooooo, we temporarily have his BEAST in our house. And she is TOTALLY taking over, I tell woo!

Exibit A:
Please note the TWO dog beds.
Please then note the SIZE of the TWO dog beds.
Mack = 86lbs
Hailey = 20lbs
I rest my case, your honor!

Then to make matters worse, last night, that big FAT lug got in MY bed with MY mom. ...I don't even let my REAL FATSO sister in bed with mom, she sleeps with the little two-legger and I would like to suggest HAILEY to do the same! HRMPH! Until then, I am so NOT talking to the momma!

  

Mom is trying to talk to me, but I am very SERIOUS about ignoring her. ...She even is trying to nudge me with her swollen pregnant foot, but I DON'T CARE!

I'm standing my ground. Mom gave up. Hailey is trying to move in on my momma - using her big ugly googly eyes to try to STEAL my mom! Just makes me SICK inside!

Wags and Woofs,

Mack



MEAN MOM!

Hey everydoggy! Does anydoggy else out there have a mean mom? Well, lately I have been hearing a whole lot of nagging from mine! Its goes a little something like this...

 MACK, GET DOWN OFF OF DADDY!

 MACK, GET OFF THE COUCH! LAZY BONES! Can't you see the perfectly nice doggy bed by the fireplace in the background??

 MACK, GET OFF OF MY PILLOWS, YOU BIG LUG! YOU WEIGH 80 lbs, NOT 8 lbs! MOVE IT!

MACK, GET OFF OF MY SHOES! and don't think I don't see the one lodged under your neck that you are trying to hide so you chew on it later! MOVE IT BIG BUTT!


MACK, MACK, MACK, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MOVE HERE, MOVE THERE, GET OFF OF THIS, GET OFF OF THAT. HRMPH!! Where am I supposed to lay, lady? On a dog bed?? I DON'T THINK SO. FAT CHANCE!

Wags and Woofs,
Mack

Mack's mom here, just so everydoggy isn't flipping out thinking Mack is all ABUSED and TORTURED or something, he is pretty much allowed anywhere, however, I prefer to not ingest a pound of dog hair when I go to bed at night. Just sayin'! He is kind of a drama king and tried to make woo all feel bad for him. Did it work? OH GEEZ! Typical. :)

Lazy dayz

Hey everydoggy,

Look what my little two-legger did to our house guest! Her name is Hailey. Her daddy had to travel to the BIG CITY and so she got left with us...She is kinda considered an old lady, so I assume that can be the only reason that she is not so enthused about my boys antics. I mean what doggy wouldn't wanna be buried and covered in stuffies?? HELLO?? Clearly she is not a LAB.


 Woe is me. I'm such a tortured soul!

Who do woo all think is bigger?? Me or my boy?? Man, I love that wittle booger.

Wags and Woofs,
Mia

Wordless Wednesday - Oldie, but Goodie - Mia used to get tired of holding up her big ol' head so.....

Wags and Woofs,

Mia