Mom is jelly

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here! This past couple days has been SUPER crazy! Our little boy graduated from preschool! Mom started the next class in her MBA program...woo guys know which one I'm barking about... " the Mia is Beawooootiful and Amazing program". She won't be able to graduate by December like she says because there are a WHOLE LOT of classes about how wonderful and cute I am. Plus, mom got an offer for a new position at her work. Our new kitten is eating regular food - no more bottle! It's been BANANAS I tell woo!
Just watching the crazy momma stresses me out. So I did what I could do. I took a nap. Neener - Neener - Neener MOM!

Don't EVEN THINK about trying to get a closer picture - or else!

MOM! Just because WOO are a wittle high strung doesn't mean I am! Now please....shooo....I am resting.

I'm NOT! NAPS ARE FOR SISSIES!

I'm WIDE awake, momma! What?! NO! Thats not drool on your bed sheet! Pffft! What are woo talking about? You must be seeing things!

OH GEEEEEEEEEEZ! Here coms the big lug.

MACK, what do WOO want! I am spending time with MY momma!

She was MY momma FIRST, woo little stinker!

Yeh - no - really - woo stink! POO BRAINS!

Mom thinks I'm cuter than you! WHAT?! Woo want me to be NICE to the big blonde doofus?! WHY? WHY? WHY?

Ok. Fine. Let's snuggle, but don't try to get too close to me because woo might crush me. and let's not even begin to talk about the cooties that you have.

On a side note, my boy graduated preschool! He was so proud and so were we! He got like 3987459630497853 million kisses when he got home....well...he gets those everyday, but they were extra sloppy yesterday!!

Here is a video of his BIG DAY!

Wags and woofs,

Mack and Mia

It just keeps getting better!

Hey everydoggy! It's Mack ATTACK here. This has been a crazy couple of days to say the least, but the little dude is making great strides and is really starting to come around. He is quite frankly getting a wittle TOO comfy for my liking!!
Please note that is MY blankie on the floor! He is totally getting his cooties ALL OVER it!

HOLY CRAP! What BIG paws woo have Mack. That thing is bigger than my WHOLE body!

Uhhh....hey.....hey there.....easy....nice doggie.....heh....heh....

WHOA! Hey buddy! There is nothing back there for you!! Keep your cold wet nose to yourself PLEASE!

HRMPH! I can see the big yellow one is a bit 'challenged'...

I'm outta here, Mack! Your 5 minutes is up dude!

HAHAHA!! KITTEN BUTT IN THE FACE!! HAHAHA!! BIG BLONDE DOOFUS!! I can play your GAME!!

WOO-WEE. I'm beat! That was a lot for my wittle tiny self to take in all at once....Zzzzzzz.....this is way better than leaves, twigs, and branches! I totally hit the JACKPOT!

Watch me being all sorts of cute and stuff. The lighting isn't that great, but I shine through anyway! The tall lady needs to work on her flashy beast skills...at least thats what Mack and Mia told me...

Wags and woofs,

Mack and Mia

PeeS.

Mack and Mia's mom here. Thank you all for giving all those awesome name suggestions. We still haven't picked a name yet because my husband wants to name him 'Blue' from the movie Old School, where they all say, "You're my boy blue! You're my boy!"

Our little boy wanted to name him 'pants' because he got a new pair of pants for school yesterday. Yeah, seriously, gotta love 5 year old logic. So cute.

and me....well I like 'Cody' or 'Howie' or 'Boog', like Booger...

So the saga continues....The little guy is really coming around. He is still drinking from a bottle, we are trying to wean him off slowly, I mean it's only been 4 days the poor guy is probably still traumatized...We also have an appointment at the vet tomorrow. He will most likely get the usual shots, de-worm, and medicine/antibiotic because he seems to have a slight cold...hence the watery eye and sneezing that has been happening often. Anyway, it's been fun and exciting so far. People have been teasing me that I now officially have a farm! (because of our now 3 cats and 2 dogs) I just laugh. What can I say? Everyone has a weakness!

Love,

Christina

Something awful has happened...

Oh my dog! Woo all will never guess what happened to us last night. Me and Mia are packing our bags because we have been BETRAYED! It's already bad enough that we have to share our house with the E.N.E.M.Y. - woo know who I'm talking about those little pesky felines...I mean seriously we have 2 of those little boogers already. At least it's 'even steven' on the home front woo know...
Anyhoo, back to what I was saying....Mia, her big butt, and me are totally leaving because our kooky mom (who needs to have an intervention) found this wittle, ugly, smelly...

KITTEN!

LoOK AT THE LITTLE DEVIL!

Those menacing eye balls!

The shady swagger he has...

I got my eyes on woo little RAT!

Woo are not going to steal our momma away!!

Woo better hide behind my boys stuffie! It should be MY stuffie! I'm not jelly or nuthin'!

Who are woo buckin' at?! Oooooo, now woo are getting all cocky, huh?! It's only been a few hours and woo think woo are movin' in?! There is only one BIG DOG on campus and it's ME!!!

Wags and Woofs,

Mack and Mia

PeeS. Mack and Mia's mom here. I found this little dude in my cul-de-sac. He was a part of a litter of 4 other kittens. The mom is an outdoor cat that belongs to one of our neighbors. He did not want to take on these other 4 little ones, so I took 1 and my other neighbor took 1, and another neighbor took the last 2. I think they are about 5 or 6 weeks old. I know it's a bit too early to be away from mom, but it was kind of a now or never kind of thing. I hate thinking of those little ones out in the cold night and we've had frequent rain here lately. We have an appointment at the vet this Friday. Until then, I have bought a bottle and kitten formula and have been feeding the little guy every 3 hours. It's like giving birth all over again. The 4-legged version this time. Needless to say, I'm tired. lol. He is doing well; eating a lot. Over the phone the vet said to only continue bottle feeding for another week and then start introducing wet food slowly...

As for Mack and Mia. I let them smell the little dude with him in the crate. Then I let them smell him while I held him. then I let them explore one another while he was on the floor. Mia gave him a big lick. She will be motherly I can tell. She is such a sweet girl. Mack sang him his best version of the Mango love song...for once he was calm and gentle...SHOCKER!

I still don't have a name for this little guy. Wanna help me decide? I would love some suggestions from all my furry furends!!

Love,

Christina (Mack and Mia's mommy)

Mondays stink!

Mondays are POOPY!
Ummm....It's MIA HERE and I am not happy about this picture being posted. I put the secretary lady on PROBATION because this is just WRONG! I think Mondays stink too, but to compare them to my 'business' is just pure evil! Anything and everything that has to do with how I smell is just wonderful and ROSY!

Mondays.....pffft.....

Wags and Woofs,
Mia

Distorted body image

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here. A lot of doggies, especially the blond colored ones with names that rhyme with Back, think I'm a "big" girl. They have even been known to call me names like FATSO, thunder thighs, BIG BUTT, and many more names I can't even repeat over this public forum. Anyhoo, I know that I am kind of festively plump. The last time I went to the vet I weighed like 86lbs, which is supposidly a wittle too high for me. I'm supposed to weigh in the upper 60/lower 70 range. Mack weighs like 81lbs, but apparently because he has definition he is in the clear. THAT IS SO NOT FAIR! Whatta LOSER! Anyhoo, my mom put me on a diet and switched me onto Nutro Ultra, which is a holistic premium dog food. She says after six months the only thing looking skinnier is her WALLET! I personally think it's her bad picture taking skills! She needs a new and more flattering flashy beast! Yeah! Thats it! It's the cameras fault!
Yeah, so what, my belly is hanging out, but I was relaxing.

WHAT?! That is NOT a roll! NO FAIR! She totally caught me off guard here.

Mack, stop poking my belly!

Mia, woo are looking quite r-o-u-n-d if woo know what I mean...

NOW THATS A GOOD ANGLE! Bravo MOM! Woo are improving your picture taking skills!

MOM! This is a FAIL - an EPIC FAIL! I look like a MOOSE for crying out loud!

Yeh - there we go - give me a moment to suck it in.

Woo! Would woo look at that, woo can see my ribs! WOOOOO!

Mia, the only reason your ribs were visable was because you were clearly sucking in your behemouth BELLY, now quit goofing off and RUN! MOVE THOSE LEGS! Thats right, I'll be your personal trainer and whip woo back into shape!

Oh for the love of Milkbones, Mack I can't keep up. I'm sweating - ewwww...I just gotta let it all hang out sometimes! DON'T JUDGE ME!

Ooooo - ahhhhhh. I like this picture mom. I look very nice and slender if I do say so myself...

uhhh....no comment.... and no that is NOT a neck or chin roll! I SWEARS IT!

Woo all know what, I like being squishy sometimes to tell woo all the truth. There is just more of me to love! Mango thinks I look good as a full bodied girl...and he's so dreamy......so just love me - ALL of me. If woo don't I will SIT ON WOO! Tee-hee!

Wags and Woofs,

Mack and Mia

Smiles and WoNkY ears.

Hey everydoggy! Man-o-man, yesterday Mia and I were being giggle-butts. We were just smiling and smiling for like 459872365340598 hours. Our cheeks were like really sore by the time we went to bed. Mom said we looked so super duper cute and she kept smooshing our face and giving us kissies.Our mom can get all gushy and mushy over the smallest things. She's is so easy to please. Whatta sucker!
OOOOO, wait take another picture that was only a half way smile, plus my ear is flopped backwards!

OH MAN! Now I have a BIG smile, but my OTHER ear flopped backwards!

I'm basically perfect and beawoootiful the first take....except for that eye booger in there...take another one, QUICK!

Look at me mom! I look kinda slender from that angle, Don't I? SAY I DO, or else! Fine, nevermind by belly, look at my big beawooootiful brown eyes; they have been known to swoon as few fellas here and there...I'm not bragging or anything...

Mia: MOM, You cut ME out of the picture...sheesh...cut doofus brains over there out, NOT ME!

Mack: HEY! HEY! Check it out! My ear FELL OFF! BOL! I DON'T HAVE AN EAR! Now I can tune HALF of woo out, LARD BUTT!!

Mack, I'm perfection and you are....well...look at those WONKY ears you have! They are all over the place!

MOOOOOOOOOOM, Mia said my ears are wonky!

I can't help it that I have floppy ears! It's like they have a mind of their own! I'm not doing it on purpose! I SWEARS IT!

OH PHOOOOIE! I GIVE UP! Make fun of me all woo want MIA, but I'm still pretty cute, even if I am missing a couple brain cells....OKAY FINE....A LOT OF THEM! If you tell anyone I admitted to that you will PAY!

Wags and woofs,

Mack and Mia