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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Do you still remember us?

Hey everydoggy! Man, it's been a looooooooong time since we last posted and boy has a lot changed.

The house once dominated by four-leggers (Me, Mia, and Cujo - the ones that everyone loves and the other 4 evil felines) has since been reduced by more than 50%. Can you believe it?! THE HORROR.

Basically, heres how it goes, momma has a baby growing in her belly. She is due in June 2012. Due to the lack of assistance she receives from the other two-leggers in the house (insert throat clearing noise and sideways glance at the 'husband') she needed to reduce her workload. Fear not though furends - each has gone to a loving home. So, the only ones left are: Me, Mia, oh yeah and one feline that made the cut too - Milo.

(the little boy put up a fight for Milo. It's the only reason he made the cut. Momma was already a mess over downsizing anyway and could not bear to hear her boy crying over Milo.) I mean, I personally don't know what the big deal was anyway, he is just a C-A-T.

 Anyhoo, here is FATSO, Mia snuggling with THE ENEMY. The nerve of her - and she calls herself a DOG. Has she lost her marbles?!?!?!

Here I am in all my handsomeness. I know, I know, you just can't handle it. It's a lot to take in.

UGH - there he is AGAIN. Is this a DOG blog or a FELINE one?? It's like the two-legger lost her marbles too! Sheesh, you take a wittle break and come back and all the sudden she is breaking the # 1 rule. No canoodling and posting about a CAT! PERIOD!

Oh, look, it's my favorite picture ever. It shows who the REAL MAN of the house is. See how momma is snuggling with me and not the 'husband'. He always says she loves me more than she loves him, but can you blame her? seriously? Who is more cute? DUH! NO BRAINER, DUDE!

Wags and Woofs,

Mack Attack

Monday, March 28, 2011

Monday Fun Day

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here! Mom has been super busy with the new puppy, Cujo. She is potty training the little squirt. Woo know, so HE doesn't squirt around the house.
Anyhoo, she made me take a picture with my boy and *GASP* one of the cats, Milo!! Please don't tell Mack because he will SO make fun of me!
Here we are. Do I look happy?
This was like the 32457 picture. Woe is me.
My boy is really enjoying the new puppy. He is very gentle and loving. He is also a HAM.
Here is Cujo moving in on Mack's red ball. He will learn soon. NO DOGGY touches the RED ball, but MACK.
SEE! What did I tell you. This is Cujo running to mom like a little baby!
Oh my Dog! Cujo is challenging Mack! He is going for the jugular!
                                     
RAWR! Too bad Mack's head is bigger than Cujo's whole body. Figuratively and literally! Who do woo think won THAT battle?!?!
Here is Cujo CLEARLY mistaking me for the blond labradude. We had a talk..
Cujo apologized for his actions and came back to his senses. HELLO?! I'm Mia, the 'nice' one.
Hey guys!! Cujo is in da house!! Cujo is taking over!!
Cujo is stealing Macks bed and his blankey too!!
Are woo laughing at the Cujo! So what if the Cujo plays with cat toys! What's that about Mack's red ball? I don't like that dumb thing anyway! It has cooties!!

Wags and Woofs,
Mack, Mia, and Cujo

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Hey everydoggy! Momma was not up for corralling us 4 leggers to try to get a nice picture for today. PFFFT. What a lazy butt. We aren't THAT bad. So, she came up with THIS instead. Please let her know your dismay! I mean a post on a DOG BLOG without a single picture of a DOG! I mean who's side are woo on anyways! She has no excuses anymore! SCHOOL IS OVER! Sheeeesh! And furthermore, she is not educated on how to do those cool modifications to an already existing picture of us. I mean what was she learning in school anyway...what a waste!

Happy St. Patrick's Day Furends!!
I hope you find one of these....
I hope you drink one of these...
I hope you dance one of these...
and I hope you SCORE one of these...
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia......oh and Cujo also.
Mack says: "THERE MOM, I SAID IT! CUJO TOO! Grrrrrrr....."
PeeS:
Watch this super cute/sad/funny/not nice video below for a giggle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI&feature=player_embedded

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

CUJO!

Hey everydoggy. It's Macky here. The last 3 days of my life have been absolutely TERRIBLE! I mean, it was pretty awful - even terrifying at times...My mom brought home this thing....and his name was.....CUJO....
Yuh, I know, run for the hills screaming, right?! It gets worse...
THIS is the Cujo who just entered my life!!! STILL PRETTY SCARY RIGHT?!?!?!
He is even more scary looking that the original Cujo.
Look at him, in his slumber. I know he is just planning his next attack
Yuh, I know what woo all are thinking, everydoggy thinks wittle baby Cujo is so so sweet and innocent. He couldn't hurt a fly. He's just a Bayyyyy bayyyyyy everyone says... EHHHHH! WRONG!
He is pure EVIL in a 1lb body. He doesn't have me fooled! NOPE! Not the Mackzorz!
I've got my eye on woo, Cujo. BOTH OF THEM! So you better watch it buster!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia



*Note from the momma: This is DEFINITELY the last addition to our family. I SWEAR IT. NO REALLY I DO! SERIOUSLY! With that said, please say Hi to Cujo. He is our new little 1pound baby Chihuahua, with big personality. Don't let Mack and Mia fool you. They are getting on just great! Mia is being her most sweet and motherly self, knocking baby Cujo over with every lick of her tongue! and Mack is making sure that Cujo knows who is the REAL boss in the house, but Mack is a sweet boy, he has been letting Cujo climb all over him and nibble his ears too. Either Mack thinks or wants to be 1lb or Cujo thinks or wants to be 81lbs. (Supervision is a must because in this case, Mia AND Mack are the FATSO'S compared to Cujo!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Drool and Boogerz - OH YEAH!

Hewoooooooo Furends! It's Macky here. Last night my mommerz was changing the sheets and stuffs to make the beds fresh, she grummbled something about US pups making the sheets gross after a couple days. Ummmm - *$#%*&@# WHAT?! The two leggers act like THEY don't drool and stuff! PFFFFT! So woo know what had to be done, right?! Before that old lady could even get the comforter onto the bed I......
I licked and licked and cleaned and drooled and licked some more...took a wittle break...and then....licked and licked, drooled and cleaned my precious tootsies...on her nice new sheets of course...
VOILA! I made a fresh new drool spot! Tee-hee! What? I'm just living up to my name. Hey, Hey, Hey, lemme ask woo a favor, Is there any boogies in my shnozz? Dere IS? I'm gonna wipe them on the bed too! HRMPH!
That'll teach her! Mia and I make the bed smell WAY better! Well.....WE DOOOOO! Look at this mug! It get's em EVERY time. It's very convincing, it's the very cute and luvable look that says, "WOO LOVE ME, DON'T WOO, JUST ADMIT IT, I'M PRETTY MUCH THE MOST PAWSOMEST DUDE EVERRRR!"
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Christmas in March!

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here! Dude, my momma is so resourceful. For this past Christmas we got these sweet candy cane bones. They were like so NOMMY! Anyhoo, AFTER Christmas they were super duper cheap at the pet store so my genius mom, always using her noggin, snagged a boat load of those suckers for back stock. Woo can never have enough chewing bones, woo know?! So, what do you get when you bust out a candy cane bone in March? CHRISTMAS IN MARCH! WOOOOOO! Shhh....not so loud, stoopid Mack might hear us....NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia