Hey Mia. Whatcha doing?
Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Do you wanna play with my most pawsomest squishy and squeaky toy? The rubber is actually quite tasty.
Hey Mia. Hey Mia. MIA. Come on. Give it a wittle squeak! Don't be such a Bump on a log. Is your big self to heavy to play? FATSO!
Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Neener - neener - neener. I made it touch you. It's touching your paw!
Alright. Alright. Come on! Give your only blondy brudder a hug you big lug! I lubbing you even though you are boring as a card board box. Sheesh, that sounds so familiar...I think I have said that before...
Mia! Are you listening to me? Heroooooo? Anydoggy home?
Mia. I know you can hear me. Come on. See. Give it a good whiff you might like the rubbery squeaky little dude.
Hey Mia. Look at what I can do. You can give FLASHY BEAST a whole new meaning...see...WOOOOOO!!! Mayzie, please close your eyes. no peeking.
Okay...okay...FINE! I'll leave you alone. Just give me another hug then. Come on. You know you want to.
Okay. This is my final offer...Sheesh. I give up. Thanks for taking the wind out of my sail on this fine morning. DOOFUS!
Mom. Seriously. We need to talk. Do you still have that big empty card board box? I'm totally stuffing that annoying loser in there. RIGHT NOW. Did I mention that he was annoying?
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia