Gee Momma, I feel like 10 lbs lighter...you know how I have been working on my weight 'issue'...
Does this mean I can increase my noms just a wittle?....WHAT?!... You say NO?! Drats! Eh, I tried...
Anyhoo, Mack has something weally important to ask, he was all nervous and stuff last night. He barely ate his noms. (Dont worry nothing went to waste. I took care of whatever was left behind. You know, it's not good to be wasteful...)
Uh...hey everydoggy...I'm a wittle nervous today...okay fine...a WHOLE LOT nervous...because I gotta ask Mayzie a weally weally important question.
(Please note puppy eyes)
Mayzie...Will you go on a date with me AND Booker? I mean I was thinking that you totally deserve the bestest...and well...Booker and I are the bestest blonde labradudes there are!
(Please note misty puppy eyes)
So, If you would have me...since you are soooooooo beawoootiful I would lubbing to be able to escort you too. Booker and I were thinking a pretty striped gal like your self will totally need, not just one, but two, strong, muscular, handsomest, coolest, blondest labradudes to protect you.