Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Wordless Wednesday....NOT!

Yuh - I know - It's been awhile....okay fine...a LONG while, but we are all still alive....alive and kickin'!
Yuh, even Captain Fluffy Pants is alive! But, only because I let him!
He has been getting more and more cocky. Look at how he looks at me with his evil stinky beady little eye balls!!
He is not even scared of me and he weighs 2 lbs. and I weigh 86 lbs. THAT IS JUST WRONG!
Hey Mia! Hey Mia! Hey Mia! MIA! Hey Mia! DUDE! Say Something! OOOOO, whats that? YOU CAN'T BREATHE? Fatso? ME? Who are you calling FATSO, TUBBY BUTT?!
HRMPH! Just me and my red ball. Yup. Thats all.
Life per usual at the house...
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia

Thursday, June 17, 2010


hey everydoggy! Man - O - Man It's be soooooooo super duper hot the last couple of days! Mom put us outside yesterday after our walkie because she just KNEW we were going to make a BIG mess on her wood floors while we drank like a million gallons of water to quench our thirst. I say - HOW RUDE! We are so not sloppy! We drink like civilized pups!! She did do one thing right though....she put some ice cubes in our water!! JACK POT!!


Wags and Woofs,

Mack and Mia

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

What is his name you ask?...

Hey everydoggy out there!! It's Mack and Mia's boy, Bryan! I know everyone has been waiting on the edge of there seats to find out what we decided to name the new member of our family. Mom and dad kept trying to persuade me to name the kitty what THEY wanted, but I REFUSED! I have been waiting my whole life to have this opportunity to have an animal that I got to name all by myself!
Besides...why wouldn't they want a dignified little dude like me to name him?
I take this naming business VERY seriously!
Even, when I was a little dude....okay fine, I'm still a little dude, but when I was even SMALLER...I searched far and wide for the perfect name that I would someday be able to bestow upon a furry furend...
It took a WHOLE LOT of concentration.
A WHOLE LOT of pondering...
Hours and hours of mind numbing brain storming...
I mean I can be trusted to pick a GOOD name! I'm not crazy or anything...
I made sure that I ate plenty of food to fuel my thoughts...
I even was thinking about it while I was digging for gold nuggets!! Don't be alarmed! Jack, tell TG that a wise man (my grandpa) once told me..."You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose"...So, we didn't name the little dude 'booger'...
I decided to name MY new kitty.....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS!!!
WHAT?!?!!?!?!?! CAPTAIN WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Did woo hear that Mia?? BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
OH MY DOG!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
HAHA! Sucker! Woo are not so big and bad now, huh?!
Mia, will you hold me? Mack is laughing at me!
Hee - Hee - Hee - Hee...sorry....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS....I'm with Mack on this one!!
That is like the silliest name ever! Woo are never going to scare anydoggy with a name like that. I sure am glad that YOU are the new LOSER in the house! ROOKIE!
This is like the first thing we ever did agree about, FATSO!
Yuh, I know, DOOFUS!
Thats something to drink to!!
ROUND TWO! Still drinking!
Captain Fluffy Pants. HRMPH! How am I supposed to beat up Mack with a name like that!
HRMPH! I need to think of a Plan B to get back that stoooopid yellow labraDORK! How dare he laugh at CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS! This was the greatest honor to be named by the little boy of the house. I will do him proud!
Mack, woo better watch your ankles!!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia...and special guest appearance by our boy Bryan...

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mom is jelly

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here! This past couple days has been SUPER crazy! Our little boy graduated from preschool! Mom started the next class in her MBA program...woo guys know which one I'm barking about... " the Mia is Beawooootiful and Amazing program". She won't be able to graduate by December like she says because there are a WHOLE LOT of classes about how wonderful and cute I am. Plus, mom got an offer for a new position at her work. Our new kitten is eating regular food - no more bottle! It's been BANANAS I tell woo!
Just watching the crazy momma stresses me out. So I did what I could do. I took a nap. Neener - Neener - Neener MOM!
Don't EVEN THINK about trying to get a closer picture - or else!
MOM! Just because WOO are a wittle high strung doesn't mean I am! Now please....shooo....I am resting.
I'm WIDE awake, momma! What?! NO! Thats not drool on your bed sheet! Pffft! What are woo talking about? You must be seeing things!
OH GEEEEEEEEEEZ! Here coms the big lug.
MACK, what do WOO want! I am spending time with MY momma!
She was MY momma FIRST, woo little stinker!
Yeh - no - really - woo stink! POO BRAINS!
Mom thinks I'm cuter than you! WHAT?! Woo want me to be NICE to the big blonde doofus?! WHY? WHY? WHY?
Ok. Fine. Let's snuggle, but don't try to get too close to me because woo might crush me. and let's not even begin to talk about the cooties that you have.
On a side note, my boy graduated preschool! He was so proud and so were we! He got like 3987459630497853 million kisses when he got home....well...he gets those everyday, but they were extra sloppy yesterday!!

Here is a video of his BIG DAY!
Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

Thursday, June 10, 2010

It just keeps getting better!

Hey everydoggy! It's Mack ATTACK here. This has been a crazy couple of days to say the least, but the little dude is making great strides and is really starting to come around. He is quite frankly getting a wittle TOO comfy for my liking!!
Please note that is MY blankie on the floor! He is totally getting his cooties ALL OVER it!
HOLY CRAP! What BIG paws woo have Mack. That thing is bigger than my WHOLE body!
Uhhh....hey.....hey there.....easy....nice doggie.....heh....heh....
WHOA! Hey buddy! There is nothing back there for you!! Keep your cold wet nose to yourself PLEASE!
HRMPH! I can see the big yellow one is a bit 'challenged'...
I'm outta here, Mack! Your 5 minutes is up dude!
WOO-WEE. I'm beat! That was a lot for my wittle tiny self to take in all at once....Zzzzzzz.....this is way better than leaves, twigs, and branches! I totally hit the JACKPOT!

Watch me being all sorts of cute and stuff. The lighting isn't that great, but I shine through anyway! The tall lady needs to work on her flashy beast least thats what Mack and Mia told me...
Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia
Mack and Mia's mom here. Thank you all for giving all those awesome name suggestions. We still haven't picked a name yet because my husband wants to name him 'Blue' from the movie Old School, where they all say, "You're my boy blue! You're my boy!"
Our little boy wanted to name him 'pants' because he got a new pair of pants for school yesterday. Yeah, seriously, gotta love 5 year old logic. So cute.
and me....well I like 'Cody' or 'Howie' or 'Boog', like Booger...
So the saga continues....The little guy is really coming around. He is still drinking from a bottle, we are trying to wean him off slowly, I mean it's only been 4 days the poor guy is probably still traumatized...We also have an appointment at the vet tomorrow. He will most likely get the usual shots, de-worm, and medicine/antibiotic because he seems to have a slight cold...hence the watery eye and sneezing that has been happening often. Anyway, it's been fun and exciting so far. People have been teasing me that I now officially have a farm! (because of our now 3 cats and 2 dogs) I just laugh. What can I say? Everyone has a weakness!