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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The story of Macks life...

Hey everydoggy! Once again our secretary lady has been SLACKING on her bloggy duties! She keeps talking about this school place and work. It's all so very confusing to me; I just can't seem to wrap my little yellow head around it all...

Since momma was super busy I was left to my own devices, so per usual, I tried to get FATSO sister to play with your one and only blondy brudder...and well...I think woo all know how it ended...
Hey there Mia! Whatcha doin? Huh? Hey! MIA! Are woo listening to me? Mia? Wanna play? Come on! Woo know woo want to deep down inside that BLUBBER! MIA! PLEASE! Let's play!
Mack, you big do-do brains, look at this face. Does this look like a face that wants to play with woo? I don't want your cooties to rub off on me...or your stooopid-ness either!
Mia: Now beat it you big booger, I need my beauty rest! Zzzzzzz!
Mack: MIA! Say it isn't so! PLEASE! Just this once...
OH FOR THE LOVE OF MILKBONES! PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEEE!
What has my life been reduced to! SOB, SOB, SOB.....(3 hours later).....I'm still sobbing everydoggy....
THATS IT! You asked for it! MACK ATTACK! BITE THE FATTY!
Mia: Oh brudder....why me....MOOOOOOOOM, Where is the dang card board box for the 348659387535 time?!?!?!

Mack: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Mmmmmm, Mia your neck is kinda tasty. Did the little boy give woo a hug with his sticky hands? I am tasting some left over fruit snacks.
Mia: Mack, seriously dude, you were born missing a couple of nuts and bolts in your brain!
Mack: Nuts and bolts? I like nuts, especially Pistacios and I can BOLT really really fast....so I don't know what you are talking about. I'M GOOD!
Ummm....no comment. Just lay down already Mack. Good dog.
Mia: FINALLY! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Mack: You think you won again don't woo! Until next time...BUTT IN THE FACE! It never fails me...Tee-Hee...Silent, but DEADLY!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia
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19 comments:

  1. 3 doxiesJune 2, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    Hey Mia, between me and you haves you thought about a shock collar...bwhahahaha! Ummmm, that was a joke.
    I feel fur ya Mackaroon, my brudder does that to me...never wants to play when I want too.
    Was da boy eating Strawberry fruit snacks? MMMMMM!!!!!!
    Puddles

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  2. AnonymousJune 2, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Mack! I'm so glads you're back! I was getting ready to sends a search pawty out for you. I missed you oodles and gobs!

    I wish you lived in my house. We would have SUCH fun together! I gets the cold shoulder treatments from Brudder Ranger a lot, too. I thinks he's pretty awesome but he'd be even awesomer if he would just play with me a teeeensy bit more.

    Sometimes it's hard to be us, isn't it?

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  3. JacksDadJune 2, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Sometimes you just got to let the crazy out! :)

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  4. Frankie Furter and ErnieJune 2, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    Mack I would worry that Mia just might get some revenge!!! That would be a BIG butt in the Face. hehehe Well, not THAT big.

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  5. DexterJune 2, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    OMG! Mack! You are like totally the second most annoying labradork in the whole world. Are you related to PeeWee? I better check his pedigree. I would swap him out for the lovely, full figured, Miss Mia any day.

    And who you calling fatso? Yuh, I'd like to see you come to my estate and say that.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  6. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥June 2, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    Hey Mack, we get that same reaction from Phantom, but c'mon over, Ciara and I would love to play with you, we would have a blast.

    Woos - Thunder and Ciara

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  7. Golden Woofs! SUGARJune 2, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Woof! Woof! Oh Oh I wish I could play with you. For sure will have lots of Golden FUN. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  8. Bella Roxy & MacduiJune 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Bella wants to play with you. She LOVES bitey face. She's ALWAYS trying to get up a game. Maybe we could send her. She'd fit in box. Oh, come to think of it, she'd probably chew her way out of the box. Hi Mia, Kendra and I know how you feel. I think little sisters can be as annoying as brothers.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  9. Teddy BearJune 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    We would love to play with you!!!

    Love,
    Teddy Bear

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  10. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!June 2, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Khome on ovFUR here -

    I'll wear woo out!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

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  11. Pat WahlerJune 2, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    You need to set up a play date!

    Pat
    www.critteralley.blogspot.com

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  12. Lola and also Franklin, tooJune 2, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    Oh, I'd love to do some zoomies with you, Mack. Although I suspect I'd need more rest in between zoom sessions than you do.

    wags, Lola

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  13. Ms. ~KJune 2, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    Looks like a lot of loving and kissy face going on there...
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

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  14. houndstoothJune 2, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Mia, I don't know how you put up with him! I think your brother got a lot of blonde genes. It's good to see the two of you back!

    Bunny

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  15. Two Pitties in the CityJune 2, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    What was Mack singing?

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  16. LorenzaJune 2, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Hi, Mack!
    For the 345,678 time Mia did not want to play with you! Hmmm....
    Glad to see you two again!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  17. 1000 GoldensJune 2, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    Oh Mack - how can she resist you?

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  18. V.L. LoceyJune 3, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    Looks like a fun time!

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  19. Taffy June 3, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    I think I will lay downn and take a nap with Mia....we must be sisters!
    Snuggles,
    Twix

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