Besides...why wouldn't they want a dignified little dude like me to name him?
I take this naming business VERY seriously!
Even, when I was a little dude....okay fine, I'm still a little dude, but when I was even SMALLER...I searched far and wide for the perfect name that I would someday be able to bestow upon a furry furend...
It took a WHOLE LOT of concentration.
A WHOLE LOT of pondering...
Hours and hours of mind numbing brain storming...
I mean I can be trusted to pick a GOOD name! I'm not crazy or anything...
I made sure that I ate plenty of food to fuel my thoughts...
I even was thinking about it while I was digging for gold nuggets!! Don't be alarmed! Jack, tell TG that a wise man (my grandpa) once told me..."You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose"...So, we didn't name the little dude 'booger'...
I decided to name MY new kitty.....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS!!!
WHAT?!?!!?!?!?! CAPTAIN WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Did woo hear that Mia?? BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL!
OH MY DOG!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
HAHA! Sucker! Woo are not so big and bad now, huh?!
Mia, will you hold me? Mack is laughing at me!
Hee - Hee - Hee - Hee...sorry....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS....I'm with Mack on this one!!
That is like the silliest name ever! Woo are never going to scare anydoggy with a name like that. I sure am glad that YOU are the new LOSER in the house! ROOKIE!
Yuh, I know, DOOFUS!
Thats something to drink to!!
ROUND TWO! Still drinking!
Captain Fluffy Pants. HRMPH! How am I supposed to beat up Mack with a name like that!
HRMPH! I need to think of a Plan B to get back that stoooopid yellow labraDORK! How dare he laugh at CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS! This was the greatest honor to be named by the little boy of the house. I will do him proud!
Mack, woo better watch your ankles!!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia...and special guest appearance by our boy Bryan...