Wednesday, June 16, 2010

What is his name you ask?...

Hey everydoggy out there!! It's Mack and Mia's boy, Bryan! I know everyone has been waiting on the edge of there seats to find out what we decided to name the new member of our family. Mom and dad kept trying to persuade me to name the kitty what THEY wanted, but I REFUSED! I have been waiting my whole life to have this opportunity to have an animal that I got to name all by myself!
Besides...why wouldn't they want a dignified little dude like me to name him?
I take this naming business VERY seriously!
Even, when I was a little dude....okay fine, I'm still a little dude, but when I was even SMALLER...I searched far and wide for the perfect name that I would someday be able to bestow upon a furry furend...
It took a WHOLE LOT of concentration.
A WHOLE LOT of pondering...
Hours and hours of mind numbing brain storming...
I mean I can be trusted to pick a GOOD name! I'm not crazy or anything...
I made sure that I ate plenty of food to fuel my thoughts...
I even was thinking about it while I was digging for gold nuggets!! Don't be alarmed! Jack, tell TG that a wise man (my grandpa) once told me..."You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose"...So, we didn't name the little dude 'booger'...
I decided to name MY new kitty.....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS!!!
WHAT?!?!!?!?!?! CAPTAIN WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Did woo hear that Mia?? BOL! BOL! BOL! BOL!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
OH MY DOG!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
HAHA! Sucker! Woo are not so big and bad now, huh?!
Mia, will you hold me? Mack is laughing at me!
Hee - Hee - Hee - Hee...sorry....CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS....I'm with Mack on this one!!
That is like the silliest name ever! Woo are never going to scare anydoggy with a name like that. I sure am glad that YOU are the new LOSER in the house! ROOKIE!
This is like the first thing we ever did agree about, FATSO!
Yuh, I know, DOOFUS!
Thats something to drink to!!
ROUND TWO! Still drinking!
Captain Fluffy Pants. HRMPH! How am I supposed to beat up Mack with a name like that!
HRMPH! I need to think of a Plan B to get back that stoooopid yellow labraDORK! How dare he laugh at CAPTAIN FLUFFY PANTS! This was the greatest honor to be named by the little boy of the house. I will do him proud!
Mack, woo better watch your ankles!!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia...and special guest appearance by our boy Bryan...


  1. That's actually a really good name. You still get to use "pants" and I think the fluffy is appropriate; at least more appropriate then when I named my pet turtle "Fluffy Fuzzy" when I was younger.

  2. We must admit, we're giggling too...but if the name fits, wear it proudly!
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

  3. YAY for Captain Fluffy Pants AND your boy! I think it's like the greatest, most terrifically amazing name ever! Welcome to the family, Captain Fluffy Pants! (Would you like to join Cap'n Ripley's pirate gang?)

    Wiggles & Wags,

  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and Fluffy was his name Oh.
    Hey, is your boy gonna eat those boogers or is he into shareing?
    ok, I be serious now...your mmost handsome boy chose a pretty terrific name. I likes it, it's unique.

  5. Captain Fluffy Pants! hehehe! it makes you giggle, but it really is a cute name!

  6. Woof! Woof! That's FUNNY !!! It was exciting to read your post ... such a suspense for the name. I say not bad at all. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  7. I think that Capt. Fluffy Pants is an excellent name for a kitten! They never come when you call them anyway! :)

  8. I still like Booger... BOL!! But Captain Fluffy Pants is a PERFECT name! Way to go, Bryan!!!


  9. Bryan gets an A+ for naming the kittie Captain Fluffy Pants. Now... he just needs to tell us How he chose it... and POOF... there is 1/3 of your Fourth of July NameGame Post.
    Way to go Bryan!!

  10. A name chosen with love is the best name of all!

  11. My reaction was pretty much like Mack's! Perhaps you can shorten it to Captain, little dude!


  12. Mack, we're chuckling, too. But your boy Bryan put a lot of thought into that name, so be nice.

    AND with a name like that, he may turn out to be your ankles.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  13. Very good name. You can go by Captain...or Fluffy...maybe even Pan!


  14. Welkhome CFP!

    I think it is a furry nice name!

    Of khourse, I'm Miss Fluffy Tail so why NOT?!?

    Great post Bryan!


  15. BOL!!! That is is a great name you picked, Mack and Mia.:)

    Teddy Bear

  16. BOL here too - cute name (for a kitty). How about Cap'n F.P.? Or maybe Cappy?

    We loved all the photos of the boy - so cute - and what a ham for the camera:)

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  17. Hi, Bryan!
    I like the name you chose for the kitty... but I think it is a little bit long!
    I can see Mia and Mack had a good laugh!
    Kisses and hugs

  18. That's a different name, for sure!


  19. teeheehee, captain fluffy pants!! i totally dig it, little bryan! but i think you need a shortened nickname version for those times when you need to get the kitty's attention really fast like.
    the booker man

  20. Neener neener neener. Captain Fluffy Pants, Captain FP, CFP, doofus head, totally not a dog kitteh thing.