OOOOO, wait take another picture that was only a half way smile, plus my ear is flopped backwards!
OH MAN! Now I have a BIG smile, but my OTHER ear flopped backwards!
I'm basically perfect and beawoootiful the first take....except for that eye booger in there...take another one, QUICK!
Look at me mom! I look kinda slender from that angle, Don't I? SAY I DO, or else! Fine, nevermind by belly, look at my big beawooootiful brown eyes; they have been known to swoon as few fellas here and there...I'm not bragging or anything...
Mack: HEY! HEY! Check it out! My ear FELL OFF! BOL! I DON'T HAVE AN EAR! Now I can tune HALF of woo out, LARD BUTT!!
Mack, I'm perfection and you are....well...look at those WONKY ears you have! They are all over the place!
MOOOOOOOOOOM, Mia said my ears are wonky!
I can't help it that I have floppy ears! It's like they have a mind of their own! I'm not doing it on purpose! I SWEARS IT!
OH PHOOOOIE! I GIVE UP! Make fun of me all woo want MIA, but I'm still pretty cute, even if I am missing a couple brain cells....OKAY FINE....A LOT OF THEM! If you tell anyone I admitted to that you will PAY!
Wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia