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Thursday, April 8, 2010

The FURMINATOR!

Hey everydoggy! It's Mia here. I am so big and beawooooootiful that sometimes it get's tough to upkeep this kind of beawooooty, so last night I enlisted my momma's services. I mean seriously, spring is here, I need to get ready for the new season. I mean I am mainly not that high maintenance, but is it too much to ask for a shiny coat to dazzle the studly puppers in the neighborhood? I think not.
Gee Momma, I feel like 10 lbs lighter...you know how I have been working on my weight 'issue'...
Does this mean I can increase my noms just a wittle?....WHAT?!... You say NO?! Drats! Eh, I tried...
I have officially been FUMINATED!
Anyhoo, Mack has something weally important to ask, he was all nervous and stuff last night. He barely ate his noms. (Dont worry nothing went to waste. I took care of whatever was left behind. You know, it's not good to be wasteful...)
Uh...hey everydoggy...I'm a wittle nervous today...okay fine...a WHOLE LOT nervous...because I gotta ask Mayzie a weally weally important question.
(Please note puppy eyes)
Mayzie...Will you go on a date with me AND Booker? I mean I was thinking that you totally deserve the bestest...and well...Booker and I are the bestest blonde labradudes there are!
(Please note misty puppy eyes)
So, If you would have me...since you are soooooooo beawoootiful I would lubbing to be able to escort you too. Booker and I were thinking a pretty striped gal like your self will totally need, not just one, but two, strong, muscular, handsomest, coolest, blondest labradudes to protect you.
(Please note the misty, googly, puppy eyes)
Puuuuuuuuhhhhhhhwease......
(Please note BIG, misty, googly puppy eyes)
I brought you flowers...
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia

20 comments:

  1. Mack, I hope she says yes! I'd hate to see you all sad and stuff!

    Mia, it's still ten whole pounds! You're that much closer to extra noms. That Furminator is awesome!

    Bunny

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  2. oh but of coise shee ish going to say yesh
    who could wesist those adowable puppy dog eyes
    mayzie is furry lucky to have such handshum labradudes escorting her
    pibble sugars and wee wags
    the pittie pack

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  3. Isn't it great all that hair ended up on the driveway instead of in the house? I think those puppydog eyes would work on anyone.

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  4. Ohmigoodnesses, Mack! I am so very much flattered! Who woulda thought that little ol' Brindle me would have two such Most Handsome labradudes wanting to escort me? Are you suuuure it's okay with Booker Man? Cuz, well, he did ask me first and all.

    And you don't thinks anybuddy would think I'm a...well...floozy for having two dates, do you?

    I will talk to Booker and if it's really truly okay with him and you don't think it will damage my reputation, then...yes! I'd LUVS to go with you, too!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

    PeeS. Tell Mia I think she's awfully shiny!

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  5. Aww, Mack I'm glad you asked Mayzie to date night because it meant I found your blog and I'm very happy to meet you and Mia. And congratulations on having such an awesome date for date night! Wowsers you are a very lucky guy!

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  6. A date with you AND Booker? He might horn in on your action!! :)

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  7. Hi agains Mack! I DID miss Booker's post! I shoulda known with you being a gentleman and all, you wouldn't have asked me without clearing it with Booker first. Silly me! I feels like my head is spinning with all this blonde goodness! Thank you oh so very much, sweet Mack! Now...I have to go figure out what I'm gonna wear!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  8. Hooray, I see that Maysie said yes! Mia, I don't see what your people are talking about, you look perfect sized just the way you are!

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  9. we came back to ck on what mayzie and and yeepee!!! she accepted !!! we are furry full of the exciteables for you and we cant wait to hear about the date
    mia should go on a ladies night out wiff lucky and coco chanel and maybe they can land them some stud muffins
    teehee
    pibble sugars and wee wags
    the pittie padck

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  10. With those eyes who could resist! Have fun on your date.

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  11. No one could resist you, Mack! Mia, you look great!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  12. MACKZORZ!
    see, i told ya miss mayzie would want the both of us to take her to date night!! we are gonna have the bestest time evarrr as the way gentlemanly escorts of the lovely miss mayzie. besides, you will help me feel way less nervous about being on my first date. :)
    miss mia, that furminator thingie is totally awesome! you look all shiny and stuff, and look at all that hair that came off of you?!
    *woof*
    the booker man

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  13. Nothing wrong with sharing!

    I usually paw the line at one of each breed but one khan go with one of each breed from each state!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  14. Nothing like a happy ending - we hope you have fun on your date!!

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  15. Oh, MY! Who could say no to that FACE?!?!?
    Love,
    Ammy

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  16. Mia!
    Your fur looks sooo silky!
    I was very nervous reading Mack's plea to Mayzie and then I read her comment and I am happy to see she said YES!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  17. Those are nice flowers!:) Don't you just love the magic of the Furminator?

    Love,
    Teddy Bear

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  18. Furminators are great gadgets aren't they? Best of luck on that date!

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  19. I get furminated too! I love it! For reasons that are unclear, PeeWee does not furminate well. Of course he does wiggle, but his labrafurs are most persistently wanting to only come out around the house.

    Slobbers,
    mango

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