Hey everydoggy! Does anydoggy else out there have a mean mom? Well, lately I have been hearing a whole lot of nagging from mine! Its goes a little something like this...
MACK, GET DOWN OFF OF DADDY!
MACK, GET OFF THE COUCH! LAZY BONES! Can't you see the perfectly nice doggy bed by the fireplace in the background??
MACK, GET OFF OF MY PILLOWS, YOU BIG LUG! YOU WEIGH 80 lbs, NOT 8 lbs! MOVE IT!
MACK, GET OFF OF MY SHOES! and don't think I don't see the one lodged under your neck that you are trying to hide so you chew on it later! MOVE IT BIG BUTT!
MACK, MACK, MACK, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, MOVE HERE, MOVE THERE, GET OFF OF THIS, GET OFF OF THAT. HRMPH!! Where am I supposed to lay, lady? On a dog bed?? I DON'T THINK SO. FAT CHANCE!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack
Mack's mom here, just so everydoggy isn't flipping out thinking Mack is all ABUSED and TORTURED or something, he is pretty much allowed anywhere, however, I prefer to not ingest a pound of dog hair when I go to bed at night. Just sayin'! He is kind of a drama king and tried to make woo all feel bad for him. Did it work? OH GEEZ! Typical. :)
We don't get to ever go on the beds, but we still a lot of that big word NO here. We do get to sit on the couch as long as the humans aren't there too. Too many rules, don't you think?
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Pretty much the same around here but i get to go on the bed!! :))
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Cheers,
Maxx
Gosh your mom sounds awful!
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Kari
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You and Your dad are both handsome, Great pictures Mack!
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