I mean look at her...just laying there...like a bump on a log...I mean she is so big she could BE the log! It's totally time for an intervention...
Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Hey Mia. Wanna play with your most pawsomest, handsomest, coolest brudder? HEEEELLLLOOOO...Anyone home? GEEZ - Look alive!
GET UP MIA! Lazy butt! It's time to whip you into shape!
I mean look at that belly! Sheesh! You are so squishy when I poke you with my nose it DISAPPEARS because your blubber engulfs it!
BUTT IN THE FACE!!! BOL!!!
Mack you big booger. You woke me from my slumber and now you will pay!
Bring it on FATSO!
Who are you calling fatso? You are not that slender yourself, TUBBY! You big Yellow tub o' LARD!
Ok, ok, FINE, you don't want to play bitey face. I was just trying to help... Do you maybe wanna play with my rubber ball then? WHAT?! You say NO?! FINE! Go lay down you big FAT lug.
I will DOOFUS! Right after I get my smooch from my boy. Oh thank you my little two-legger boy for giving me a sweet kiss on my snout. Mack is so un-civilized sometimes!