Hey Everydoggy! It's Mia here and I think my momma needs to RELAX. she is all freaking out and stuff and says she is stressed. I'm never stressed, I don't know what her problem is. She was whining and complaining that she's tired of the hustle and bustle. Tired of school. Tired of work. Tired of working out. Tired of commuting. Tired of LIFE. I mean what could she possibly have to complain about she has me and Mack in her life, we trump everything - EVERYTHING, right?! Anyways, I am going to throw momma a bone and teach her how to be lazy. Here are my favorate pictures of how to be lazy. Take note momma.Here is me and Mack just hanging out on the floor, not a care in the world. This was probably right after we ate. FOOD COMA. Here is the solution Momma: EAT MORE, DO LESS.
I mean even Little B knows how to be lazy on some days. He is usually pretty busy. He is always running around on a full tank and trying to ride me like a horse (a slender horse that is. I know I put on a few pounds, but hey it's just more to love!), but even he knows how to take a rest. I taught him well. We are a good team.
and here is the Queen of Laziness. ME. I know exactly how NOT to over-exert myself. You want to know how?? I just don't exert myself AT ALL. Momma is always calling me a lazy butt; I scoff at her because clearly someone is j-e-a-l-o-u-s of my skills.
Mack, well, Mack is rarely lazy. He is always ready to go! He looks relaxed in this picture, but he is probably fakin'. We all cherish the rare times that Mack is calm (saying 'Mack' and 'calm' in the same sentence is so funny, it really is a stretch...), but he wouldn't be Mack if he didn't do his zoomies through the whole house knocking over and into stools, end tables, bookshelves, random candle stands, and the occasional human in the way. I mean thank goodness we are only related by default. What a retard.
Wags and Woofs,